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Post by Snow on 23/5/2011, 19:15

You see a zombie dancing, what do you say?
You look like Micheal Jackson!

(More when I have time =P)
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Post by Erumelthir on 23/5/2011, 19:58

What did the zombie's friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

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Post by Snow on 28/5/2011, 03:21

What do you say to a zombie who loses his head in a football match?
Get your head in the game!
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Post by Erumelthir on 28/5/2011, 07:44

What has a Dogs Head, a Cats tail, and brains all over its face?

A Zombie coming out of the pet store.

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Post by Snow on 31/5/2011, 05:56

You see a Zombie with no arms struggling along, what do you say?
Need a hand?
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Post by Erumelthir on 3/6/2011, 20:54

What is never funny to say to a zombie who's also a stageperformer?

Break a leg!

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Post by Snow on 4/6/2011, 07:42

If you realy don't like the stage performing Zombie, you can add right after 'break a leg'

Oh sorry, too late for that!
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Post by Erumelthir on 14/6/2011, 08:14

Why did the zombie lose the lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!

Another one:

The baby zombie asks her mother “Mommy, do I have daddy’s eyes?” The mother says “Yes you do honey! Now eat them before they get cold!”


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Post by Snow on 16/6/2011, 03:04

A cat walks in, with a half eaten hand. Shortly after, a zombie enters, with no hand, what do you say to the zombie
"Well look what the cat brought in!"


How do you know when a Zombie has been in the shower?
You find bits of long dead flesh on your soap

You see a Zombie come out of a locker room with fungus growing on his bloodstained face. You saw 'Ah I see! Athlete's foot."




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Post by Erumelthir on 19/6/2011, 19:50

If a zombie ever gets an award, what will he get it for?

Dead-ication =D

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Post by ]-[ealer on 31/3/2012, 07:34

Some of these jokes may even make zombies cry... Too bad that it would be inaudibly..

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Post by Erumelthir on 31/3/2012, 17:21

Why did they find a disembodied head inside of a piano?
A zombie forgot it when he was trying to play by ear.

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